Will


„About a Boy“ by Nick Hornby


Will Freeman is the main character of “About a Boy”, even though he is already far from being a boy. In fact, he is 38-year-old single Londoner.


Will lives in his own world - which appropriately refers to as an island - where owning an expensive car and designer clothes fulfill his satisfaction. He is ecstatically childfree and against marriage, he actually feels sorry for married people with children. He wants to live his own life and does not want to think of other people\'s problems or be responsible for them. His philosophy is to mean nothing, about anything to anyone and he thinks this will guarantee him a long, depression-free life.


His nights, whenever possible, are devoted to beautiful women, with whom he deliberately never starts a serious relationship. He likes the idea of having a girlfriend, but plots his escape from them as soon as things get too serious or complicated.


He is very proud of his way of life and of what he is doing. He is handsome, self-observed, rich, yet shallow and women find his appearance irresistible. Will spends his days buying new CDs, shopping for designer clothes and worrying about his up-to-the-second hairstyle on which he spends a fortune.


How he finds time for all that is simply due to his lack of a professional life. Thanks to a ubiquitous Christmas song written by his father and recorded by everyone from Elvis to the Muppets, Will does not have to work like the rest of the world. The royalties rolling in have enabled him to make a profession – an art, really – out of avoiding responsibility and filling his days with tasks of ease and fundamentally unproductive actions. Nevertheless, he occasionally volunteers to participate in minor jobs such as work in soup kitchens, volunteer work, for which he fills in forms yet never reports for duty.


A brief encounter with a single mother sets Will off on his new career, that of „serial nice guy“. As far as he is concerned, he is the perfect catch for the young mother on the go. After an interlude of sexual bliss, she will realize that her child is not ready for a man in their life. Will, having searched for a way out of the relationship with his last victim, happily rides off to the sunset where more single mothers apparently await. The only catch is that the best way to meet these women is at single-parent get-togethers. That is when the lies begin. He joins SPAT - Single Parents Alone Together - and all of a sudden, he is a single father of an imaginary child among many single mothers who all feel sorry for him because “the mother of his son took off and left him with all the responsibility”. As Will feels comfortable with telling lies, he creates the illusion of his son by buying all sorts of child accessories to account for his always-absent child.


What interferes with Will\'s well thought-through strategy, of course, is reality - in the shape of a 12-year-old boy who is in many ways his polar opposite. Having to put up with this child, who happens to be annoying, weird and entirely unaccustomed to fashion, for a long time finds a new view to life and himself. He even falls in love, which is a first time ever for him. In just a few weeks, he turns his philosophy from being selfish and egocentric to being somewhat responsible and even caring.