Setting Up A Dummy Corporation...
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Setting Up A Dummy Corporation...
How to get anything you ever wanted for free...
The "system" is a series of checks and balances. It\'s an insiders club and
unless you know the rules or are willing to break them, you\'ll probably never
have a pot to piss in. Not....
Where does it say, we have to put up with, read about or watch on TV, the
exploits of people like Donald Trump, Robin Leach or one of the "Kennedy\'s".
Personally, I\'m tired hearing about all their bullshit. Who gives a shit what
Hillary or Tipper are wearing either?
When people like "The Donald" make a poor business investment and can\'t pay
their bills on time, what do they do? They renegotiate. Yep, that\'s right. They
tell the bank "I can\'t pay" but I\'m such a fabulous person you should
renegotiate my loan. Bullshit!
How fast do you think the bank would have you or me out on our ass? In record
time, right? Money is power and unless you have money you\'re powerless right?
Money is an illusion. Power is an illusion. Both are projected by cunning and
affluent people and organizations to get what they want. And, if they can\'t pay
for it, they go bankrupt or renegotiate. Why should they have all that luxury
and not us? Hell, I can default on a loan as well as any of them!
Almost every company in America will ship you goods on credit if you project the
right image, ask the right questions and have the right answers...People will
kiss your ass if they think you have great wealth. The best resturants will seat
you "up front" if they think "you\'re a player". Why not? Sounds good to me...
Is this method for acquiring material things legal? Hell no! But half the shit
Big Brother does to us everyday isn\'t legal either...Want to ride around town in
a big black imported car for free? How about a brand new Pentium computer for
the office? The kids want Mopeds? Nooooooo problem! Pay attention.
Picking a company name...
What\'s in a name? Business wise it could mean everything...if you want to get
over. It also has a lot to do with what you want to acquire for free. Let\'s say
you want to start a new business and need all-types of office equipment.
You could call yourself "Sal\'s Pizzeria" but that wouldn\'t wash too well when
you\'re trying to establish a $100,000 line of credit. Most credit managers will
dump the application in the round file and require COD cash. Not the best choice
of names. How about something like Tri-Star Industries Intl or RCA Electronics?
The idea is to project the image of a big well known company. Joe\'s Paving
Company won\'t work either...think of a large company and play with the
name...something that gives the illusion of being a huge conglomerate like
MicroSoft Corporation but in fact you use Microsoft Labs. Inc. Close but no
cigar, get the idea? When you speak with a salesman you tell him you\'re from
I know someone who put together a company called Tandy Merchandising. When he
applied for credit with vendors he alluded to being the buying agent for Tandy
Corporation (Radio Shack) but sent purchase orders stating his company was Tandy
Merchandising. The greedy salesman always figure it\'s a subsidiary and try their
best to push initial orders through credit in hopes of "getting the big one".
This guy always ordered two dozen "pieces" as a sample order. The list of stings
was impressive. He also always ordered the best model of everything with all the
options. Imagine having two dozen Pentium computers, laser printers, desktop
scanners, big screen televisions, fully blown out stereos with speakers, ect,
etc, etc. These things can be turned into easy cash...
The goods you can acquire are only limited by your imagination...lets say you
want to open your own recording studio. No problem. Put together a "wish list"
and cut the purchase order. Fax it to the appropriate vendor and wait for the
salesman to call. Oh yeah, I forgot a few things. You\'ll need to set up first...
Let\'s say for the purposes of this lesson we\'re gonna pick RCA Electronics as
our name, not to be confused (God forbid) with RCA - Radio Corporation of
America, the giant who made the radio, phonographs and television famous. Sounds
like a good name to me. Imagine the greedy son of a bitch salesman at the "Blue
Widget" company when you call and say you\'re "John Smith (think
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