Music man (remake)


Music man the rebirth will have the same story of the original music man except there will be no Marian the Librarian there will Suzie the skank. The story will be that a man named Jo the hobo who is a conman with a plan to get the kids off the streets he wants the kids to start a baseball team and he promises that the team will never lose. But he runs into some trouble. He tells Suzie the skank that he was a coach at another school and she finds out that it is a lie so she goes to tell the local bouncer (he acts as a mayor) but for some reason she decides not to. There are 3 pimps that hate each other due to territory conflicts, but all 3 pimps want to know who this jo the hobo is so jo teaches all 3 of them to interpretive dance. Jo the hobo has gotten in interest in Suzie and tries to make her like him so she shuts up. While doing this he comes up with a play system where kids don’t bother with practice they just think of it. The uniforms for the team finally arrive and the bouncer’s wife is angry along with her junkie friends that her son is not in the team so he makes eulanannne the team\'s pep squad. Jo the hobo is going to leave when he hears a kid say hey lets not do drugs lets go play baseball so jo stays but what he doesn’t know is that Mo the hobo is in town and for a jug of whiskey he tells the truth about jo. The play ends where jo has to coach a team during a season game with a gun to his head from boo (the bouncer mayor guy) jo\'s team loses but no one cares because they see their kids play baseball and that’s all they care about


SONGS


THEY WOULD INCLUDE


HOBO ISLAND


CHICAGO DUMP


PROBLEMS


ACTING LESSON


GOODNIGHT NICE PIMP


29 GOLDEN BATS


EASIER BUT HARDER GIRL


FIGHT-A-LITTLE


SUZIE THE SKANK


MY SUGAR DADDY


THE CRAZY POSTALMAN


SHE\'S SKANKY


FIGHT-A-LITTLE REPRISE


WILL I EVER DO YOU


29 GOLDEN BATS AND GOODNIGHT NICE PIMP


TILL I SAW YOU


FINALE


HOBO ISLAND


Beer is no good for a hobo man


Why not


Beer makes you go weak it\'s whiskey that keeps you strong


Strong?


Strong?


Strong?


YES SIR


making money money money money whiskey yes sir yes sir


but theres a man-musicstops-





whats the fellow\'s man


i cant remeber


but he goes around taking beer and sellin it


what?


he sells for it cash and he\'s giving us hobo\'s a bad name


why?


cause then he uses the money to make more then ripe people off hen they hate all hobos


NO


NO


NO


NO


yes he does all for less then 10 dollars


but theres one place he wont go


where?


chicago


why?


cause they hate hobo\'s there allready


gentalman lets breathe a little and let me get on the next traincar coming


who are you?


my name well lets just say chicago is a challenge for me!


no damn you jo


SUIZE THE SKANK


s--u--i--z--e


s--u--i--z--e


s--u--i--z--e


what do you want this is my designated corner


i want you


pay your money then


wait i wont pay


then leave your scaring away my costumers


s--u--i--z--e


oh god what do you want


i said what i wanted now give it to me


no freebies


oh no i just want your time i\'m a niceguy i\'m not into that


sure you arent every guy is into that and your just another guy


no i\'m not just give me a chance


s--u--i--z--e


ok you got the chance now talk


THE CRAZY POSTALMAN




Oh no the crazy postal man is coming down the street oh don’t let him come by me


He could be holding some guns of some heavy caliber


Oh please let him not come to meeeeeeeeee


Tamp tamp


That’s the crazy postal man for you he won’t stop coming till he gets a you


Please let him pass my door or I’ll sure-lee get a shot


Oh my god he\'s aiming my way again


Shows postal man run over a dog and then throw a package out the back of the truck


Yes I have-a survived the crazy postal service man\'s rage