Ideas for the Best Possible Date


Rice aroni the san Francisco treat


Elbow in the face


Shit in the pool


Not enough money to pay the bill


Your fault that food falls on date


Talking to the wrong person on the internet


Shopping with wrong person <- not your mom


Playing it off <- slipping at the bowling alley


Pretending to be smart <- nerdy


Sneeze and booger goes flying


Step on the dress


Stuck in the teeth


Bad gas


Look then fall


Cause accident w/ date’s family


Bird crap on leg


Opening the door the wrong way


Sharing can be fun


Slow motion moment


Who do you keep talking to


Favio: ever since I started kindergarten I’ve always liked this girl


Nicole Skankawits

Play some girl running through the meadow music
She never seemed to notice me


But today was my big chance, she had just broken up with her boyfriend


Steve the captain of the football team, it was a bad brake up, and I favio Garcia


The president of the Spanish club was to be her night in shinning armor

Mimic the words
I got through my normal routine in the morning


Who’s the sexy man in the mirror


Who’s the sexy man in the mirror


I practiced my Antonio banderas accent


I am Antonio banderas


I am Antonio banderas


I got on the bus that morning with the absolute certainty that my glory with Nicole was


Only hours away


I sat next to joe


The girls say that what he doesn’t have in brains he makes up for in looks


Favio: hey joe whats up man


Joe: nothing here


Yeah absolutely nothing


Joe: so who are you taking to our senior homecoming?


Favio:

Says to himself
My precious Nicole

Song starts

I don’t know yet, how about you?


Joe: I’m gonna ask Nicole


Favio:


I had no worries I’m sure Nicole would see through this clown about as fast as the


court saw through r-kelly


Favio: good luck man


Joe: thanks man


I got off the bus and head toward my locker


My buddy lisa was there


Lisa: hey favio how have you been