Gangs of Chicago


attn getter: kill little jimmy


boss: um listen sammy I want u to take care of our little buddy jimmy see he lost some of our more expensive merchindise to the nunziatos


sammy: what do you want me to do boss what do you want me to do?


boss: take him out to eat and tell him his don doesnt care that he lost the merchindise and then take him to see the sights, when he\'s not looking tell him to be prepared to meet his old buddy tony, then scratch him!


sammy:sure boss sure


while we all would hate to be in little jimmy\'s position i\'m sure some of us wish we were alive in the roaring twenties when flappers and bootlegging were all in style


my book


The Gangs Of Chicago


by


Herbert Asbury


My topic # 4


real life connection


the book gangs of chicago is


explained by the title


the connection i made was with the whole mafia part of the book


growing up i wasnt really into anything kids my age liked


mafia guys are so cool they have funny names like sammy and jimmy and tony


and the cool ones never seem to die


they are dressed as if they are going to funeral


and seem to talk out of the side of their mouth


even tony saprano does that


they also have funny acents


but the best part is that mafia guys no matter how ugly face filled with scars


pimples on their forehead........they always seem to get the ladies


i saw the movie the godfather and knew i had to join an italian mafia


there were 2 problems though


i wasnt italian. . . . . . . . . .appearently!


and


and the 1920\'s happened a long long time ago


so i did the next best thing


i started my own mexican mafia at the age of 6


our name.................


the aztecios


we were the toughest mexican mafia around


we were the only mexican mafia around


but over time like any mafia my chronies slowly departed


3 of them to be exact


havier moved away


jose wasnt allowed to go outside


and jack\'s mom didnt want jack to play our little game anymore because she thought the whole mafia idea was stupid and i qoute "eres loco" for those of you who dont understand she called me crazy


so my dream of being a mafia boss ended


until HBO ran a pilot of a new show called the sapranos


after that i rewnewed my mafia vows


because i knew i had to become tony saprano


why?


because no one messes with him he is one bad mama jama


and if they mess with him


well if you watch the sapranos you know what happens to them


the book mentions all of the more famous chicago gang members


and should be read by everone who has ever been interested in the mafia


and anyone interested by chicago history


thanks